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“Kellyn” (10:31:31 PM): i like big butts and i cannot lie
Fall Out Chica (10:31:32 PM): you other brothas can’t deny
“Kellyn” (10:31:55 PM): when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung
Fall Out Chica (10:31:58 PM): that’s all i know
“Kellyn” (10:32:06 PM): same ahahahaah
Fall Out Chica (10:32:04 PM): ahahahaha

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quiddichkid73 (9:45:58 PM): I JUST FORGOT WHERE MY PJ SHORTS WERE AHAHAH
Fall Out Chica (9:46:01 PM): LMAO
quiddichkid73 (9:46:14 PM): i was just standing her naked waist down

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[23:19] Kellyn: dude i’ve had this candle in my room lit all day
[23:19] fall out chica: ahahah is it almost dead?
[23:19] Kellyn: no itactually kind of a big one but it really smells good
[23:19] fall out chica: ahahahaha
[23:19] fall out chica: <3
[23:19] Kellyn: smells like laundry

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Okay I can’t take Asians seriously in a serious role.

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(On a girl who commented Trevor telling him he was sexy and me (Beck) thinking the comment got deleted, and discovering that it was still there)

I was gonna say I hope it was her so she can realize how stupid she sounds.

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Deep dark secrets at 3am. Or 2 rather

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(referring to Geof Manthorne of Ace of Cakes)

I want to foo his fighter

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Kellyn: My dad was nominated for teacher of the year and I’m at this award thing, and this woman asked if I we drugged up.

Beck: I didn’t understand that last part.

Kellyn: Exactly, I’m drugged up. This woman asked if I we drugged up.

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STEVE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE HIM CAUSE HE WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST

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shit it’s raining and one of my windows is open LMAO